What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:15

Moonraker
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.